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I gotta squash some beef I have with people’s fly’s being undone. The truth is, having your fly undone is not a big deal. Unless of course, you are some kind of weirdo that wears no undies (what’s known as in the biz as going ‘commando’). And if that’s the case, wo mamma, that is a huge, huge deal (or a little deal depending on…).
But, for the 95% of us (that is a stat with 0 research behind it) that gird our loins on a daily basis, having a fly unzipped isn’t anything too spectacular. There isn’t anything to be seen, and if you are standing up, its hard to even tell. It’s only when you are sitting down that this can become embarrassing. But, if someone informs you “hey gangster, you’re fly’s unzipped”, then they are the one’s with the problem. #1, why are they looking at your crotch at all, eyes up front weirdo. And #2, why are they calling you gangster? Don’t act like you know me just because my fly’s unzipped!
So, the next time you discover you left the stable door open (made that up, pass it on), don’t tell me, because it isn’t a very exciting or risky story. If your pants were unzipped and wasp flew in there, tell me that story, because that sounds nuts (no pun intended)!!
